Duo Evil # 01: Good Morning, Good Morning!
This morning I was awakened by my dog who was taking a stubbornly musate my elbow jutting out of the bed, and meanwhile tried to make their way between the covers with his nose-nose to give me a good lick in the face of mò hello, I, instead, I was so dazed at the beginning even if I knew I was always dreaming or not. However, after my two neurons are able to formulate a response to external events, in my mind has slowly materialized thought Sky-you-are-calling I think it took me ten minutes to line up and then understand the meaning of these four words. I then tried to pet it to let him know that I had woken up, but not I could move my arm when I pushed out with force I realized (again slowly!) which was wrapped in a sheet, but because I was always in my limbo of deficiency and in addition to those two neurons had not woken up other acts to control operations to debride Muscle Complicated by the tangle, I thought to pat the dog with the forearm sausage (not the hand, was out of use). Of course, the effect was a bit 'weird. While doing what I wanted to say something, but I could not speak, among other things, I also noticed that it was all dark, yes, I was not even able to open my eyes again. I try to move, to act: clear the arm from the sheet, tripped to make sure if the legs are still in place (Embee, I did not felt them) and I realize that it was too dark because I had my head completely under the covers: yes, I was sleeping on the mattress as usual. When I go out (always with my eyes closed!) Are invested in full white light and cloudy in the room: yes, I forgot to close the shutters, as usual, and yes, the light gave me trouble even with closed eyes ( In fact, I made a half-face style: What the fuck is it? ). I turn back and finally I opened my myopic eyes: I look warped toward the windows and the sky seems to me all white. But it rains? But there is fog? dubious start to wonder, then look down the dog actually was not I'd dreamed of: Cute, came to wake me up. And yet it seems too soon ... roll away and grabbed the alarm clock: it is six and forty-one, pretty much the same now when I go to school. Why called me so early? Usually wake up at ten ... I just have a look (short-sighted, of course) in the hallway and saw that the light is off in the kitchen: my dad is not returned, the dogs are hungry. The adorable Sky continues to look a bit 'fearful because I did not even utter a word and does not know if I'll have to take or not to have been awakened to cheer him up I wear glasses (it would also now, eh?) and comfort with a chomp, chomp! get out of bed, I turn to the door ... And eccotela there!, Queen of the house lying sideways between the room and the corridor as a Sphinx (Sphinx one obese, of course). Strangely it was not asleep, but lively and with orecchiette straight, but there and then not do so if this attitude to go along with unusual and nutrition the little children: The Funny ends in less than five minutes, as usual, but Sky is not hungry, in fact, when I put the bowl under his nose, he sat back slowly, taking his now well-known attitude I protest by -not-eat! Anyway I took them outside, fearless tackling the brisk morning breeze, and then I went to bed, even if in the end I could not sleep.
Only in the afternoon, I solved the mystery of dawn early: Funny had instigated the Sky to call me even if he does not was hungry! She was stationed at the door alarm to catch all my movements and any replies from me, in order to understand if his trouser was doing well the mission assigned. It is indeed not the first time that Sky sends Funny to call in his place because: a) she is the Queen and her command (not only him but also me, unfortunately); b) cost her a huge effort unstuck from the floor (except when he has to eat); c) is dwarf (so do not get neither the bed nor the chairs with the same simplicity of his spouse); d) short but what if it wants to have a trouser staff if he can not use these things, and what to keep do if someone like me can not piss around just when it is occupied?; s) you know that I love more than Sky and before his eyes can not resist (instead looks at me when she looks more to me gufando is against. Maybe it's just a feeling. Maybe. ) f) adding five points above I think truism that behind the wake-up of forty-six and was his evil mind. And Sky and I were just pawns of his plan * sigh *.
(Sometimes I think Funny, Musino behind her angelic, is subtle, as well as bitch. In truth I think most that sometimes. I would say an indeterminate number of times, yes. And this indefinite number of times increases exponentially as the alarm clock when machine found at six-forty, yes.)
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